The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit:
The United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys
will be Air Lifted and dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opens today. 2. There is no bag limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday