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| Things Kids Will Say! |
 An old country doctor went way out in the Country to deliver a baby for a Friend and It was so far out, there was no electricity. |
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the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5
year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern
high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The
child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the
newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his
first breath. "Hit him again," the 5 yr. old said.
"He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
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