Wisconsin Snow Job

BUT FIRST A LITTLE HUMOR FROM WISCONSIN

Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin and One day Ole is in need of a new milk cow and he hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota. So, He drives over to Minnesota looks at the cow and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow and reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat pulls and the cow farts a bit louder. Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and takes it home! . He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Com here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull One of her teats, and see what happens." Sven reaches under and pulls a teat and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought this cow in Minnesota, yah?"

Dec 18

6:00PM It started to snow.
The first snow fall of the year so me and my wife took our Cocktails and sat for Hours by the Window. The Landscape appeared as a Grandma Moses Print and We felt like newly weds.
I Really Love Snow

Dec 19

We awoke to a Beautiful Blanket of Snow covering every inch of Ground. Its so Beautiful I'm sure Glad I Moved Here. I shoveled Snow for the first time in Years it made me feel like a boy again.

Dec 20

The Sun came out and melted all the snow BOY was I disappointed but my neighbors said not to worry as We would Definitely have a White Christmas.

Dec 21

Over-nite it snowed 8 inches and the temperature lowered to minus 20 and the cold air made the yard sparkle. I immediately went out to Shovel Snow to get some exercise. Went in for Lunch and while I ate the Town Plow went By and re-buried everything and I realized that all this shoveling was work. I just wish I didn't Huff and Puff so Much

Dec 22

Watched the Morning News and they predicted 15 to 20 More inches so I went into town and sold my van and bought a new Chevy Blazer and put Snow tires on the wife's Car stocked the Frig and the wife bought a Wood Stove in case the electricity went out. Seemed Silly to me as we were not in Alaska

Dec 23

Still way below Freezing.(-16) Had an Ice Storm during the night and as I went to the Garage I slipped and fell hard on my A_ _ I hurt like H_L_ but I spread some salt as the wife laughed for an hour.

Dec 24

Only 2 inches of Snow today so the Wife wanted me to Decorate the front of the House Is she Crazy!!! Why didn't she want that done a week ago. She said she asked but I think she's lying. The snow plow went by and Buried every thing again BOY if I catch the Bustards I'll drag em' thru the yard by their Nuts. Oh Well after digging out the wife sang me Christmas Carols to raise my spirits. But I'm just too tired of shoveling to enjoy them

Dec 25

MERRY CHRISTMAS: 20 more inches of snow and still falling. Just the thought of shoveling makes me boil. God I hate this Snow. The Plow operator stopped by for a donation and I gave him my shovel. The wife says I have a Bad Attitude but I thinks she's an Idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time I'll kill her

Dec 26

Still snowed in. What the hell made me move here it must have been her idea. She's getting on my Nerves

Dec 27

Temperature dropped to Minus 35 and all the water pipes froze solid. Neighbor Bob called and told me I should shovel off the roof before it caved in now that's the silliest thing I've heard yet. How dumb does he think I am??

Dec 28

Got 15 more inches of snow and the temperature warmed all the way to Minus 19. Yea the roof caved In.

Dec 29

Just notified that the Snow Plow Driver is suing me for maltreatment and the wife went home to her Mothers

Dec 30

Set fire to what's left of the house and started laughing because I Knew I wouldn't have to Shovel the Damn Snow.

Dec 31

I feel so good I Just Love these little White Pills they keep giving me ! ! ! ! !

JUST WHY AM I TIED TO THIS HOSPITAL BED????

"Happy New Year" = "2008"