New German Pope
The Pope goes to New York
He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver,
''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesitant and says,
''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the Pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up.
''Oh, all right, I can't really say NO to the Pope.''
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a Speed Demon!
He hits the gas and gets up around 100 mph in a 45 mph zone.
A Patrolman notices and pulls him over.
The Patrolman walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.
Startled and Surprised, the young Officer asks the Pope to wait a minute.
He goes back to his patrol car and radios the Chief.
Patrolman: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief asks: ''What sort of problem?''
Patrolman: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit
and it's someone really important.''
Chief Replies: ''Important like the mayor?''
Patrolman: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief inquires: ''Important like the governor?''
Patrolman states: ''Wayyyyyy
more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Patrolman excitedly states: ''Still More.''
Chief a little upset ask: ''Who's
more important than the president?''
Patrolman blurts out: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
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